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good evening

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and welcome

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i'm professor david jacobs

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with a z

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yes

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i'm a college professor author

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researcher and lecturer

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what's going on with my hair

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put too much gel in it

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okay

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so uh i'm a college professor author

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researcher and lecturer of course uh

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mostly about aliens alien abductions

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hybrid aliens taking over earth

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i'm sure you've heard some of my

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lectures before

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but tonight i'm here to address the

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recent controversy about me asking a

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victim of an alien abduction for some

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panties

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in my defense

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she was pretty hot okay

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and i just had to have her unwashed

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panties

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for science it's for science okay

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i need those panties for science

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okay

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we want to welcome all members of the

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live chat here uh

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now i just want to say that in my

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defense

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she was really hot okay

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i need the panties for science it's for

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science okay

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these charges are ludicrous

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this is directly from my website charge

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i am a sexual deviant for asking for her

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unwashed underpants

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this charge against me illustrates how

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her signature style of attack

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maliciously taking my words out of

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context

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early on in our sessions she mentioned

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uh that she was gonna send me her

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underpants okay

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she said she's gonna send me a cotton

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bud with the discharge you know the

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alien jizz

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discharge

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in the cotton squad but then she didn't

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do it

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now i believe that this sample might

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offer some rare material evidence

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uh about the alien abduction phenomenon

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and we talked about the importance of

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obtaining this hybrid dna from the

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panties okay

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and then everyone lost their minds

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and i just wanted to say i did not have

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sexual relations with that girl's

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panties okay

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i asked for those unwashed panties for

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science okay i'm a scientist okay i'm a

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college professor after all

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i was a college professor at temple

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university

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and i just want to say

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i did not have sexual relations with

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those panties okay i asked her for those

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i'm a scientist okay i'm a professor i'm

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a researcher it was for science

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see she was having sex with aliens yeah

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that's right aliens

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she was having sex with aliens in a

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flying

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i needed those paintings because two of

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my favorite things

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hot chicks and aliens okay

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and this story had both a hot chick

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she probably has some really sexy

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panties yeah

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uh it had hot chick with some nice

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panties with some alien gizzagoo in them

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okay i needed to get to the alien spooge

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and she was having sex with them aliens

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so i emailed her and i responded to her

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about how important it is to get the

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and uh she described the possible new

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sexual encounter with the aliens okay

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she said yeah and i i emailed her back i

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said yeah it does sound like another

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incident yeah when you're getting banged

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by an alien that's sure an incident all

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right i said it sounds like another

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incident of course if there was any

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residue from the sexual activity it

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would be i would be extremely pleased to

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receive it in the mail i wanted her to

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send me the residue from alien sexual

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activity and told her that i would be

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extremely pleased to receive it in the

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getting the dna is not exactly like

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finding the holy grail but it will add

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tremendous credibility to everything if

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we can show anomalies in the alien

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splooge jizz dna okay

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i told you this was for science

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i asked her for unwashed panties for

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science

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okay i did not want to have sex with

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those panties okay or pleasure myself

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while sniffing the panties as some

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people have suggested

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i wanted the alien jizz okay hey i could

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have been famous if i could get that

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sweet sweet alien jizz who else has

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alien jizz it would be a huge story that

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i could make a lot of money off of the

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truth is

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my books are not selling real well

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because i've been telling people that

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aliens are abducting abducting and

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impregnating humans for a decade or at

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least a bunch of years now and a bunch

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of books

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and i have no proof other than the hot

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girls that i would hypnotize and they

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would tell me about having

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you know they had sex with those aliens

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that's the proof i hypnotized them and i

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said did you get banged by an alien and

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they said yes and then i asked him for

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the panties that's how this research

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project works

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uh so no you know

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yeah see

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i wanted to get those panties so i

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finally have some alien jizz proof

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if i could just get that

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sweet sweet gray alien spoon

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analyzed i mean no i'm not gonna analyze

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the alien gray spoons okay i'm not gonna

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analyze it i'm gonna analyze it okay

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then we're gonna find the anomalies in

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the dna

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now that we have the proof this is proof

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positive of alien spooge jizz okay

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that's what i wanted i wanted her to

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mail me the alien spooge okay

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uh i wanted to get some dna tests on

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that alien jizz

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so i do not understand all this

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controversy okay

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i was trying to get samples of the alien

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jizz

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why are people getting so mad i was just

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trying to get to those sweet sweet

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panties so i could get that sweet sweet

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alien grade jizz spooge

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hybrid alien spooge dna who else has

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alien hybrid spooge okay that they could

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take around ufo conferences these dorks

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will buy anything okay i could go around

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all the conferences and show everybody

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my alien jizz samples

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come on it was science this was a great

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idea and you people ruined it

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why are people getting so mad

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i just i don't get it

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i just needed to get to that sweet sweet

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alien grace pooch

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that jizz might have been my ticket to

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the big big time and all these canceled

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culture people ruined it

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i could have been on real shows uh

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instead of

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you know like richard dolan's ufo circle

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jerk or jimmy church's ufo clown show

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i mean

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i'm not exactly at the top of my game

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here but if i had that alien spooge i'm

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telling you

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i could get this to work okay i almost

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had it i almost had that sweet sweet

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alien spooge and if it wasn't for you

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pesky meddling kids i'd be rolling in

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those ufo dollars right now

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now i'm suddenly getting canceled i'm

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not even welcome at ufo conferences to

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sell my alien spoon stories now great

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great i may have to start selling

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panties just to survive

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and it doesn't matter that i've been

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telling people for years and years that

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aliens are kidnapping women and

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impregnating them and creating hybrid

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aliens so they can take over the world

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proof hey

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i hypnotized some hot chicks and they

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told me that my theory is true and then

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i told them to send me their panties

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it must be true

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buy my books i need the money and more

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importantly i need more

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i need to get a hold of some of that

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and when i finally get it you know what

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i'm gonna do

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i'm gonna analyze it i mean analyze it

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i'm not gonna analyze alien gray spooge

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or jizz okay

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i'm not sure it would be safe to analyze

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spooge from an alien okay

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i'm gonna analyze it get your mind out

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of the gutter i just

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slip at the tongue fruity and slip i

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i'd like you all to join hands in the

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live chat and join me as i activate the

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secret

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and the law of attraction so that i can

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manifest my heart's desire into my life

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that's right panties yeah i love panties

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i need more panties

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have you been the victim of an alien

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abduction i just want your panties

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were you anally probed i need your

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panties

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okay did you have sex with an alien then

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i need your panties did you have sex

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with multiple aliens

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then i definitely need your painties

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because those are likely loaded up with

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the alien spooge jizz that i'm looking

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for okay

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all right it's for science ladies and

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gentlemen it's all for science i need to

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get my hands on that sweet sweet alien

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gray jizz okay

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now let's meditate on that alien jizz

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and people all over the world let's pray

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that they will send me their panties

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just filled with that alien spooge that

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sweet sweet alien gray jizz i need it i

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need more

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okay

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and all around the world i feel people

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are listening to me here

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and and

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please

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let them send their panties

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and the more alien spooge i could

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collect the sooner i can make some ufo

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dollars and prove all the stuff that

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i've been saying for years and years and

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years is actually true we're gonna have

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real alien spooge

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oh let those panties just be filled with

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that sweet sweet gray alien spooge i've

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been hoping for i do this meditation

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every day come on friends help me we're

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going to meditate

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um

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my one panties

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i want alien jizz

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um

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i need sweet sweet alien spooge

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i need alien jizz and panties

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yeah

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i do this meditation every day and i

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need you all globally to do this

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meditation with me so that every day

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you've got to do it every day help me so

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that i can manifest all the gray jizz

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filled panties i can get into my life

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they're coming in the mail i need those

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panties for science i need that sweet

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sweet alien spooge for science

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all around the world friends hot crazy

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chicks who say they've had sex with

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aliens are already sending me their

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panties

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yeah

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it's lovely look

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i got these bad boys

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a few weeks ago

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look at that that's some

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that's some sweet sweet alien panties

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uh but there's no we have done a

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comparative analysis

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no i'm sure of it

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i'm sure there's no alien jizz

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on these panties okay

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yeah the nose knows friends

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i'm sniffing panties for science okay

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this not because i'm perverted or

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because you know i'm a sexual deviant

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man these are good i'm gonna save this

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for later

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yeah

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what can i say

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poof

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and let me tell you friends oh

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i got these other ones oh these are my

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favorites but there's a problem with

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them

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look at these are my favorites look at

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that there's fancy ones right this fancy

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panties somebody

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oh yeah but we did a comparative

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damn it

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whoever sent me these panties left a lot

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of hair in them jesus

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[Music]

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i'm trying to do the comparative

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analysis

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ooh my hair is going up my nose too in

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my mouth

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i got some some stranger's cubes in my

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mouth

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can you please clean the the panties of

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pubes before you send them in to a

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scientist like me

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oh my comparative analysis

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oh no alien no alien spooge on these

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this must be some hairy girl sent me

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these keys

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all right

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now

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i gotta tell your friends i'm very proud

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though because after sniffing hundreds

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of pairs of panties doing my

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comparative analysis

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oh

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these are the best ones so far

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these friends are my favorites okay

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because i got these bad boys in the mail

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a few days ago and i started doing my

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oh and it turns out

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oh yeah

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lovely

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it turns out friends that i finally hit

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painter

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when i got done sniffing these and

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scraped for alien dna jizz i hit pay

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dirt that's right all you skeptics and

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all you naysayers i finally got the

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proof

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of grey alien dna is okay i hit pay dirt

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okay

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in the form of alien spooge alien spooge

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exhibits some strange properties hold on

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a second

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oh man these are the best

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all right it listen alien spooge we have

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done some scientific studies now exhibit

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some very strange properties okay

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because i just took a little tiny like

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uh it was the size of a pencil eraser of

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of great alien

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uh spooge jizz off of these painties

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after i did my comparative analysis and

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after i did my tests i i specked a

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little bit off of there and i put it in

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a dish in a chemical dish

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and it exhibits some very strange

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properties see

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in just one day the jizz just kept

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growing that's right it got 10 times

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bigger and it just keeps getting bigger

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i put a truly tiny amount in this dish

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i got to mix it up here we're going to

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see

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i got the alien spoons okay

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this is it and in a truth seekers

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worldwide exclusive

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we're gonna give you the truth about

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alien gray sweet sweet jizz okay

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alien great sweet sweet jizz there's

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there's there's some strange properties

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first of all it grows and second of all

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you would think if this came from an

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alien gray it would be grey but in a

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worldwide exclusive we're gonna share

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with you tonight the truth is that this

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alien uh spooge

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is green okay the alien's food is green

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and i gotta tell you friends this is

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some sweet sweet alien spooge and i'm

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gonna be uh making the rounds at the ufo

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conferences and you too can get a sample

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of my alien spooge

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my alien spooge is the best alien spooch

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that anyone has ever

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created or found and it's got these

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strange alien properties it keeps

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growing

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every day it just keeps getting bigger

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and bigger and i gotta tell you it's

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lovely all right let me put it all back

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in

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then we're gonna leave this dish we're

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gonna leave this dish out i love the

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spoons we got the aliens foods we got

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the proof of alien life on earth and

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this is the proof it's alien spooge this

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is sweet sweet grey alien jizz

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it's it's delicious this is

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this is so delicious

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i gotta tell you friends

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00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:20,480
it was worth all the hassle it was worth

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00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:22,640
all you people making fun of me for

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00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:24,799
collecting alien painting

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00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:26,400
this is

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that i have ever

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tasted in my life

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00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:36,960
it's so worth it it is the holy grail of

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ufology right here

436
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:42,240
i got this alien spooge

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00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:45,200
and it is delicious it's a little salty

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00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:46,480
though

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00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:49,919
it's just a little bit salty friends

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00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:52,640
then we have a little bit more and then

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we can try to wrap

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oh it's messy

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00:20:02,470 --> 00:19:59,760
it's very messy the alien spooge

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00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:02,480
is very messy friends

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00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:05,039
just bear with me

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00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:06,799
oh

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00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:08,720
no i'm going to save this alien spooge

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00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:09,919
napkin

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00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:11,520
for later because along with sniffing

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00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:13,919
the panties i love sniffing the alien

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00:20:20,549 --> 00:20:18,950
i'm having an overload here

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00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:20,559
this is crazy

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00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:21,760
all right

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00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:24,240
what can i say friends i got caught

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00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:27,440
hypnotizing a girl

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00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:28,960
and telling her while she was under

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hypnosis that

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00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:32,159
she should send me her paintings not

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00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:34,400
even think about it don't doubt it just

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send me your panties right away

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00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:39,440
and some people are

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being very critical of me

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right

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and saying that

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i'm a sex creeper but i'm telling you

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this was for science okay

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00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:52,799
and listen while we're here i just

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00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:54,960
thought we would lighten the mood and

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i'll tell you some jokes okay

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just

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one second friends

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you're gonna have to bear with me for a

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moment i can't see too well in this uh

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i want to thank each and every one of

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you for joining you uh us tonight here

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on truth seekers remind you that you can

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you can uh

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you can

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follow stevencambian on

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you like comment subscribe and share

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the youtube algorithms and we appreciate

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you're missing half the fun and that's

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the video and also the live chat

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interaction

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so what we're gonna do

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i still got alien spooge in my beard now

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look you see that green

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the alien spooge gets stuck in your

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beard

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it really does so

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here's what we're gonna do uh i'm gonna

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tell some jokes and then we're gonna

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take a break

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and a short break a very short break and

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then i'm gonna come back and answer all

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your comments and your questions

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in the live chat

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one second now

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let's uh

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oh there we go all right

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so i got some jokes for y'all

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oh

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all right

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one second we're going to do this again

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okay

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on to my jokes here

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okay here's the first joke so why do

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blondes even bother to wear panties

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yeah to keep their ankles warm you get

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yesterday i took some receipts from

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bitcoin into an exotic dancer's panties

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that was my first use of streptocurrency

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yeah

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the jokes only get worse from here

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why don't witches wear panties

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because they need to get a better grip

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on the broom friends

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yeah

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william shatner recently announced that

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he's discontinuing his new line of

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lingerie

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apparently shatner panties wasn't the

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best choice for a name

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yeah i know shatner panties

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all right

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let's see

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what do you call a snake that wears

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panties

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all right

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so my girlfriend came home from work

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last night and immediately said david

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take off my skirt so i took off her

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skirt then she said

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david take off my shoes so i took off

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her shoes

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then she said

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uh

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take off my bra and panties

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and i took those off too

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then she looked at me

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and she said

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i don't want to catch you wearing my

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yeah okay

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00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:03,360
yeah that's my girlfriend her name is

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sally and i really hate that name sally

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but do you know who really hates that

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name

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yeah

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my wife

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all right just a few more here they're

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just getting worse and worse

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okay last night i gently slid my wife's

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so i could fit the rest of the socks in

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her drawer yeah not what you were

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thinking get your mind out of the gutter

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last night my girlfriend told me to take

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her panties off and i said sure they

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oh boy

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taxi driver picked up a a call girl

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you know a lady of the night

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and they arrive at their destination and

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she confesses that she doesn't have any

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money

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she says will this do

572
00:25:58,710 --> 00:25:56,320
and the cabbie he looked at his

573
00:26:01,350 --> 00:25:58,720
rear-view mirror and he sees this girl

574
00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:01,360
spreading her legs with no panties

575
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:02,880
and he says i don't know do you got

576
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:15,830
all right what do you call a mortician

577
00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:18,880
that steals dead people's underwear

578
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:22,320
an und taker yeah

579
00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:24,559
and finally what kind of underwear do

580
00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:26,799
old people wear

581
00:26:33,029 --> 00:26:28,559
depends

582
00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:33,039
yeah so friends i want to thank each and

583
00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:34,320
every one of you for joining us we're

584
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:36,400
going to take a short break and then i

585
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:38,400
am going to take your comments your

586
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:39,760
questions

587
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:41,760
uh we're gonna interact with the live

588
00:26:50,149 --> 00:26:46,240
chat for as long as we can okay uh

589
00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:52,870
i wanna thank all of you for coming uh

590
00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:55,120
tonight we're gonna do a short musical

591
00:26:59,430 --> 00:26:57,039
break of aliens dancing because

592
00:27:03,790 --> 00:26:59,440
everybody loves aliens dancing and we'll

593
00:28:02,920 --> 00:27:27,340
[Music]

594
00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:07,029
[Applause]

595
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:08,430
ah

596
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:21,290
[Music]

597
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,990
so

598
00:29:08,789 --> 00:28:51,140
[Music]

599
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:10,789
well here we are back again friends and

600
00:29:15,669 --> 00:29:13,679
i'm going to take comments and questions

601
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:15,679
uh from the live

602
00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:17,240
chat uh

603
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:20,880
fcraft72 is here and says see no panties

604
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:27,350
yeah see we're done with the panties for

605
00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:33,669
any comments or questions for me please

606
00:29:38,149 --> 00:29:35,919
put them in all caps

607
00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:38,159
samantha walters was disgusted by

608
00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:40,159
tonight's presentation and that's a risk

609
00:29:43,269 --> 00:29:41,360
that we'll

610
00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:43,279
uh run when we do something a little

611
00:29:48,149 --> 00:29:46,799
strange uh yeah well i'm sorry she

612
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:48,159
didn't like it

613
00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:50,320
uh and i apologize to anyone offended

614
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:52,320
it's not our intent to offend anybody

615
00:29:56,149 --> 00:29:54,720
but just to laugh at the ridiculousness

616
00:29:59,350 --> 00:29:56,159
of something

617
00:30:01,669 --> 00:29:59,360
like phd penny gate bernard conkin is

618
00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:01,679
here it says so creepy stephen you know

619
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:04,240
uh it's not that creepy look i gotta

620
00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:06,640
clean the alien spooge off of it maybe

621
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:08,320
it's only creepy because it's got too

622
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:11,520
much alien spoons on it now

623
00:30:14,149 --> 00:30:12,320
yeah

624
00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:14,159
we'll we'll clean it up later bernard

625
00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:16,000
conkin

626
00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:17,840
uh all-around arbiter says you're as

627
00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:22,480
funny as a root canal uh-oh uh yeah

628
00:30:26,789 --> 00:30:24,080
brock lander says where are the big

629
00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:26,799
granny bloomers well uh

630
00:30:30,549 --> 00:30:28,559
no uh

631
00:30:34,149 --> 00:30:30,559
nobody sent me any big granny panties

632
00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:34,159
yet so we're just here uh you know

633
00:30:39,909 --> 00:30:37,520
with the panties we got okay and they

634
00:30:41,909 --> 00:30:39,919
i love them i love them

635
00:30:44,549 --> 00:30:41,919
i love the panties

636
00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:44,559
especially unwashed ones and then i rub

637
00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:46,880
the spoons look we dip them in the alien

638
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:48,640
spoons over here and they're just

639
00:30:54,549 --> 00:30:51,440
dripping with the spoon

640
00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:54,559
oh it's just delicious

641
00:30:58,950 --> 00:30:57,039
smells delicious too

642
00:31:01,750 --> 00:30:58,960
uh okay uh

643
00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:01,760
nano non entity 257 is here it says did

644
00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:04,720
you get angelis panties no no those

645
00:31:11,909 --> 00:31:10,149
all right arbor says you look like a

646
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:11,919
driving instructor or an elementary

647
00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:13,840
school or junior high school principal

648
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:18,000
well thanks very much i i suppose right

649
00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:19,679
no okay

650
00:31:27,029 --> 00:31:22,559
i'm dr david jacobs

651
00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:28,870
scott hernandez david jacobs does his

652
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:30,799
research on his own time and his only

653
00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:32,240
reason we have a lot of the information

654
00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:34,000
we do on the subject i don't know about

655
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:35,840
these allegations well they're all over

656
00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:37,440
the internet and yeah they're just

657
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:39,200
allegations

658
00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:49,990
what's the story with dr jacobs and the

659
00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:52,399
panties well patrick sheehan i got

660
00:31:55,909 --> 00:31:54,320
caught hypnotizing girls and telling

661
00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:55,919
them to send their panties to me well

662
00:31:59,909 --> 00:31:57,039
one girl

663
00:32:01,909 --> 00:31:59,919
maybe more i we know about one i was

664
00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:01,919
hypnotizing her there's an audio tape of

665
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:03,919
me hypnotizing her telling her just send

666
00:32:08,149 --> 00:32:06,559
me those panties don't worry don't don't

667
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:08,159
even think about it just send me the

668
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:10,480
panties okay so that's and then i got

669
00:32:14,549 --> 00:32:12,720
canceled from a ufo conference because i

670
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:14,559
was telling the girl you know this girl

671
00:32:21,669 --> 00:32:17,440
to send me her panties it's pantygate

672
00:32:24,389 --> 00:32:21,679
phd pantygate that's what we call it

673
00:32:26,789 --> 00:32:24,399
yes fred tetsu he's a yes i am a real

674
00:32:28,870 --> 00:32:26,799
professor well i was i was a professor

675
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:28,880
of history

676
00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:31,360
and psychology maybe i believe at temple

677
00:32:34,710 --> 00:32:33,440
university an associate

678
00:32:39,669 --> 00:32:34,720
professor

679
00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:42,630
sorry if i misspeak it's been a while

680
00:32:54,149 --> 00:32:50,230
bill dawana says hypnosis and abuse is a

681
00:32:58,630 --> 00:32:54,159
real issue yes i agree with the 100

682
00:33:01,430 --> 00:32:58,640
hypnosis and uh abuse is a real issue

683
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:01,440
so i i'm gonna do something here we read

684
00:33:05,509 --> 00:33:03,440
every single super chat and i was a

685
00:33:07,909 --> 00:33:05,519
little busy with the presentation so i

686
00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:07,919
don't know if we even got any if we did

687
00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:12,240
i'm gonna shout them out um we shout out

688
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:14,399
we read every single super chat that

689
00:33:18,549 --> 00:33:16,880
comes in and we thank everyone for their

690
00:33:20,789 --> 00:33:18,559
kindness their generosity and their

691
00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:20,799
support or you can support me on patreon

692
00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:22,480
well you could support stephencambia on

693
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:23,840
patreon for as little as a dollar a

694
00:33:26,470 --> 00:33:25,279
month

695
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:26,480
or

696
00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:29,760
uh you can send a paypal donation and uh

697
00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:31,760
the instructions for how to do that are

698
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:34,320
in the about section of our

699
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:36,559
uh video here

700
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:38,960
or it or i'm sorry in the about section

701
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:40,960
of the video below or in the about

702
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:42,880
section of our channel there's a donate

703
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:46,159
by paypal button yes indeed

704
00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:47,600
so i'm going to check in on the super

705
00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:49,519
chats and that sort of thing i don't

706
00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:52,480
want to miss thanking anyone

707
00:34:01,389 --> 00:33:58,870
yes well we have patrick sheehan so far

708
00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:01,399
with a kind and generous us

709
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:04,880
499 super sticker purchase looks sort of

710
00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:08,800
like a oh no clown or something yeah i'm

711
00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:10,960
sorry oh there you go here i can i can

712
00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:12,960
put it up patrick sheehan with a kind of

713
00:34:21,030 --> 00:34:18,389
patrick your generosity and your

714
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:21,040
continued support of the show

715
00:34:24,950 --> 00:34:23,280
and for always being willing to throw a

716
00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:24,960
couple of bucks in the hat and for

717
00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:43,909
[Music]

718
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:45,440
thank you patrick for your kindness your

719
00:34:49,349 --> 00:34:47,440
generosity your support anybody else get

720
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:49,359
him in we are gonna be

721
00:34:54,069 --> 00:34:51,760
uh we're gonna be bouncing out of here

722
00:34:57,190 --> 00:34:54,079
there's a definite time frame that this

723
00:34:58,470 --> 00:34:57,200
is uh permissible to do and we're past

724
00:35:00,230 --> 00:34:58,480
that now

725
00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:00,240
not as bad as it was in the summer in

726
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:02,800
here but uh yeah

727
00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:04,560
well bernard can just look at all the

728
00:35:09,030 --> 00:35:06,720
hypnotized masses being abused by jeremy

729
00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:09,040
cowbell's lies on tv

730
00:35:14,069 --> 00:35:11,839
yeah i got the truth okay the aliens are

731
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:14,079
taking over the whole planet okay that's

732
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:15,760
what's happening they're knocking up

733
00:35:19,589 --> 00:35:17,760
girls and then they come back and they

734
00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:19,599
steal the babies off them knocked up

735
00:35:23,109 --> 00:35:20,560
girls

736
00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:23,119
and uh those are alien hybrid babies and

737
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:24,880
then they send the alien hybrids once

738
00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:27,200
they reach maturity to live uh you know

739
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:29,200
on planet earth and they're hoping to

740
00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:30,960
get enough of those alien hybrids

741
00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:32,480
running around in our population that

742
00:35:39,109 --> 00:35:36,320
they could just take over a whole planet

743
00:35:40,069 --> 00:35:39,119
this planet will belong to them

744
00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:40,079
famous

745
00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:42,000
they know who else sells my ridiculous

746
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:45,280
stories richard dolan of course

747
00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:46,640
richard

748
00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:50,880
likes that right

749
00:35:56,069 --> 00:35:52,800
yes you can uh

750
00:35:58,950 --> 00:35:56,079
not entity 257 wants to buy a jar of the

751
00:36:00,710 --> 00:35:58,960
uh of the sweet sweet alien spooge on

752
00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:00,720
the on my website yeah it'll be there

753
00:36:05,990 --> 00:36:02,560
soon we're getting it together

754
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:06,000
we are getting it together uh

755
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:07,760
heavy metal says this mess you make

756
00:36:13,109 --> 00:36:10,320
yourself that's impressive so yes more

757
00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:13,119
or less yes uh we've been doing this for

758
00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:14,960
quite some time we've got quite a lot of

759
00:36:19,589 --> 00:36:17,680
characters going and uh yeah it's a

760
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:19,599
feature of the show but i realize that

761
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:22,160
some people don't like these shows and

762
00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:24,400
would rather i drop this and never do it

763
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:26,640
again but then other people it's their

764
00:36:31,109 --> 00:36:28,880
favorite kind of a show so we have to

765
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:31,119
reach some balance try to make the whole

766
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:33,760
audience happy with uh with the shows

767
00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:35,760
that we are doing right

768
00:36:41,109 --> 00:36:38,560
yes absolutely

769
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:41,119
uh well around arbiter says professor at

770
00:36:45,589 --> 00:36:43,920
uh hamburger university brock lander

771
00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:45,599
says jacobs must have gone to school

772
00:36:51,349 --> 00:36:48,640
with cosby yes i believe so and chris 77

773
00:36:53,829 --> 00:36:51,359
says this is art yes it is

774
00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:53,839
i'm professor david jacobs okay and i

775
00:36:59,670 --> 00:36:56,640
like panties i'm not gonna apologize i

776
00:37:01,990 --> 00:36:59,680
just like them okay i like the panties

777
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:02,000
and i don't care what anybody says i

778
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:05,200
love panties and i love the alien spooge

779
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:06,320
okay

780
00:37:16,790 --> 00:37:13,670
i'm looking for alien spooge this is for

781
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:20,310
yes patrick sheehan says rich r doe scam

782
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:22,480
all right would tend to agree yes i

783
00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:24,240
would yes i would

784
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:26,240
so i want to remind everybody if you do

785
00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:28,560
share this video anywhere please do

786
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:30,880
hashtag it with the hashtag we used in

787
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:32,960
the description uh or in the title of

788
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:36,960
this video and that is

789
00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:40,640
phd pantygate cause i'm a phd

790
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:42,720
and this is pantygate okay all this

791
00:37:45,510 --> 00:37:44,480
controversy just because i was trying to

792
00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:45,520
get

793
00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:46,720
some girls

794
00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:48,880
girls send me their panties only one

795
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:51,040
that they can prove okay i don't know if

796
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:52,480
there's more

797
00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:54,800
i got canceled over one accusation i

798
00:37:58,550 --> 00:37:56,320
don't know if that's fair

799
00:38:00,710 --> 00:37:58,560
i was doing this for science

800
00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:00,720
it's for science okay

801
00:38:05,109 --> 00:38:02,720
for science i don't like my hair like

802
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:05,119
that yeah i look more distinguished when

803
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:07,599
it's not yet all right we'll fix we'll

804
00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:09,839
fix that yes we will

805
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:11,440
and uh

806
00:38:14,630 --> 00:38:13,200
yes so i want to thank everybody for

807
00:38:17,349 --> 00:38:14,640
their for their kindness and their

808
00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:17,359
generosity and their support of the show

809
00:38:21,109 --> 00:38:18,960
uh if we don't have any further

810
00:38:23,589 --> 00:38:21,119
questions for me we're gonna wrap things

811
00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:23,599
up here and call it early truth seekers

812
00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:25,280
night because uh

813
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:27,040
i i don't know

814
00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:28,800
i think steve camden's got something to

815
00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:29,520
do

816
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:30,720
uh

817
00:38:37,270 --> 00:38:34,800
yes

818
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:37,280
fcraft72 repeating the hashtag you

819
00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:38,640
should share this

820
00:38:43,349 --> 00:38:41,440
video with that's phd pandagate yes it

821
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:43,359
is what a scandal

822
00:38:46,630 --> 00:38:45,599
what a scandal if only they could only

823
00:38:49,589 --> 00:38:46,640
those

824
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:49,599
look i got alien spoons all over my tie

825
00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:51,760
look it's just dripping down oh it's

826
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:53,839
just dripping

827
00:39:00,390 --> 00:38:56,560
i'm gonna save that for later

828
00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:00,400
oh this sweet sweet alien gray spoon

829
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:03,119
it's just lovely alien jizz i finally

830
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:05,440
have the proof i've been after i got the

831
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:10,310
i would think everybody be proud of me

832
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:12,320
instead of you know

833
00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:14,400
complaining about how i get the alien

834
00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:15,839
jizz

835
00:39:22,790 --> 00:39:19,599
i think this is very fair okay

836
00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:24,310
there we go

837
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:25,920
little adjustments

838
00:39:32,790 --> 00:39:29,760
before next time it's not quite tight

839
00:39:37,430 --> 00:39:35,349
so here we are uh and you know i know

840
00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:37,440
that some people uh prefer the more

841
00:39:41,270 --> 00:39:39,440
serious shows i just wanted to announce

842
00:39:43,430 --> 00:39:41,280
to you cambium told me

843
00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:43,440
uh yes uh

844
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:46,400
that we're going to have an interview on

845
00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:48,480
wednesday and more will be released

846
00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:50,800
about that interview tomorrow but it

847
00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:52,560
will be a full-length

848
00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:54,800
interview

849
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with a fellow

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00:40:00,310 --> 00:39:59,040
youtube content producer that produces

851
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content

852
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:02,400
for

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00:40:08,829 --> 00:40:05,680
in in the realm of ufos right let's just

854
00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:08,839
check in one second we can announce that

855
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:10,560
tonight

856
00:40:19,030 --> 00:40:16,069
we will be hosting ron from cosmic

857
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:19,040
neighbors dot com or cosmic neighbors uh

858
00:40:26,309 --> 00:40:22,960
the youtube channel who has uh some

859
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:26,319
theories about the ufo phenomenon that

860
00:40:31,109 --> 00:40:29,040
we will more fully explore

861
00:40:33,910 --> 00:40:31,119
steve cambion will more fully explore

862
00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:33,920
those on

863
00:40:38,390 --> 00:40:36,240
tomorrow yes

864
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:38,400
i'm sorry wednesday night at 9 00 p.m

865
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eastern standard time so the interview

866
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with ron is going to be

867
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:43,440
wednesday

868
00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:45,920
the 6th

869
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at 9 pm eastern standard time please be

870
00:40:52,790 --> 00:40:50,160
sure to tune in we'll get we'll get the

871
00:40:54,790 --> 00:40:52,800
show going in uh stream yard and get it

872
00:40:56,069 --> 00:40:54,800
up there so we'll have a link for you

873
00:40:58,390 --> 00:40:56,079
tomorrow

874
00:41:00,470 --> 00:40:58,400
for that i'm not sure about a show

875
00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:00,480
tuesday evening uh

876
00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:02,240
i don't know

877
00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:04,480
steve canva doesn't tell me much he just

878
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:06,000
wanted me to come here and talk about my

879
00:41:10,550 --> 00:41:08,880
alien spooge obsession okay

880
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:10,560
all right so

881
00:41:14,069 --> 00:41:12,079
look

882
00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:14,079
i did the best i could do

883
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:16,480
to find a proof of alien life that's

884
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:17,680
right here

885
00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:20,400
this wonderful alien spoons

886
00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:22,640
that will soon be selling on our website

887
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:23,800
for

888
00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:25,359
19.95

889
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:27,520
and you could take some home with you

890
00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:29,760
you could eat it drink it you could

891
00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:33,040
analyze it i mean analyze it if you want

892
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:34,560
it's just beautiful

893
00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:35,839
ufo

894
00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:38,400
uh it's green it glows in the dark

895
00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:41,040
because it's alien spooge again i bet

896
00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:43,040
you didn't know that too alien spoons

897
00:41:45,829 --> 00:41:44,960
glows in the dark

898
00:41:46,829 --> 00:41:45,839
okay

899
00:41:53,829 --> 00:41:46,839
so

900
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:53,839
alien spoons direct from me and it's

901
00:41:58,790 --> 00:41:56,160
real friends it's real alien spoons this

902
00:42:02,390 --> 00:41:58,800
isn't a fake story at all okay i got the

903
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:02,400
proof of the alien hybridization and a

904
00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:04,960
worldwide takeover of earth from them

905
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:06,960
aliens and it's all based on this

906
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:10,079
friends the alien spooge and i got i got

907
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:17,750
yes

908
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:20,880
the guy is here and he says it's 333 for

909
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:23,040
a gallon yes it is that's exactly what

910
00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:24,160
it costs

911
00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:26,480
okay

912
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:28,079
wendell lambeau wants to buy some

913
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:30,400
panties well you yeah you could buy this

914
00:42:33,349 --> 00:42:31,359
pear

915
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:33,359
this one don't smell too good i don't

916
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:35,440
know smells a little rotten

917
00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:37,200
but i still like it but it smells kind

918
00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:39,440
of like rotten fish you know like not

919
00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:41,200
good fish like fish that's been laying

920
00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:42,160
out too

921
00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:43,920
i don't know yeah i'll sell you this one

922
00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:46,000
for three hundred thirty three dollars

923
00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:49,200
if long enough some hot girl uh yeah

924
00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:54,950
moody mongol is here and says dick doe

925
00:42:59,430 --> 00:42:56,240
scam

926
00:43:00,950 --> 00:42:59,440
doshan oh that's even better dektoshan

927
00:43:02,950 --> 00:43:00,960
yes maybe

928
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:02,960
maybe

929
00:43:07,109 --> 00:43:04,800
lucky mole says

930
00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:07,119
uh or i'm sorry lee guy says he's gonna

931
00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:08,960
send me a banana hammock i don't i don't

932
00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:11,280
need that and lucky mole says oh damn i

933
00:43:14,630 --> 00:43:12,720
just threw up

934
00:43:17,190 --> 00:43:14,640
i was drinking it earlier it's it's

935
00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:17,200
delicious lucky mold but it's very salty

936
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:18,800
okay

937
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:20,400
yes and i'm sure there will be a

938
00:43:30,950 --> 00:43:22,640
discount code in the description

939
00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:33,510
blinking layer says enough yeah i think

940
00:43:37,270 --> 00:43:35,520
so i think you know on that note i think

941
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:37,280
you're right so we're gonna bounce on

942
00:43:41,109 --> 00:43:39,520
out of here i again want to thank

943
00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:41,119
everybody for their kind and generous

944
00:43:46,550 --> 00:43:44,160
donations to the show you can do that by

945
00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:46,560
super chat or by paypal uh there's a

946
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:48,560
link in the description or

947
00:43:51,990 --> 00:43:50,240
sign up for patreon and you get to see

948
00:43:54,710 --> 00:43:52,000
things like this a little bit early with

949
00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:54,720
the backstage members only pass

950
00:43:59,589 --> 00:43:56,960
for as little as a dollar a month

951
00:44:01,430 --> 00:43:59,599
yeah so that's where we're at uh glad

952
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:01,440
that i could come here and guest host

953
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:04,319
truth seekers and try to clear up some

954
00:44:08,710 --> 00:44:06,480
problems you know people had with this

955
00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:08,720
whole story right

956
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:11,359
yeah i'm glad that everybody knows the

957
00:44:15,270 --> 00:44:13,040
truth now okay it wasn't about the

958
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:15,280
panties it was about that sweet sweet

959
00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:17,440
alien spooge jizz that i've been trying

960
00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:20,400
to get for years and now i gots it i

961
00:44:26,150 --> 00:44:23,920
gots it friends i've got to alien spooge

962
00:44:28,390 --> 00:44:26,160
and i'm keep i'm gonna be uh it's gonna

963
00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:28,400
be on my website for 333 dollars a

964
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:30,160
gallon but we're going to drop out to

965
00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:32,640
ounces we'll be 33

966
00:44:37,589 --> 00:44:34,720
we're going to have a whole system and

967
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:37,599
you could buy as much alien spooj jizz

968
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:40,240
uh glow-in-the-dark alien spooj jizz

969
00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:42,400
from me alien hybrid spooge jizz that

970
00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:43,920
you want okay

971
00:44:47,190 --> 00:44:45,280
because we're running out of things to

972
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:47,200
sell here in this ufo community i'm

973
00:44:53,270 --> 00:44:49,440
gonna start selling this alien spooch

974
00:44:55,190 --> 00:44:53,280
jizz it glows in the dark okay

975
00:44:57,109 --> 00:44:55,200
all right

976
00:44:58,870 --> 00:44:57,119
well friends uh

977
00:45:02,950 --> 00:44:58,880
gee what can i say it's been it's been a

978
00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:02,960
really long day uh but

979
00:45:11,190 --> 00:45:05,040
what i would like to say is

980
00:45:13,270 --> 00:45:12,069
that

981
00:45:15,670 --> 00:45:13,280
well

982
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:15,680
sometimes friends things are so strange

983
00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:17,520
that you just have to laugh

984
00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:19,640
to keep yourself from crying at the

985
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:22,880
ridiculousness of conspiracy land

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